Are Ya' Bovvered?: 500 Reasons Not to Give a Shit by Lee Bok

By Lee Bok

Are ya' bovvered? Are you ailing of college or paintings and unimpressed with existence normally? Are you uninterested with humans watching for unreasonable issues from you - like having a wash, getting away from bed, procuring stuff? ARE YA' BOVVERED? has all of the solutions you want to justify doing bugger all (provided you will be stricken to learn the book).

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2. pmd 40 23/02/2006, 19:32 500 REASONS NOT TO GIVE A SHIT accidently hitting her, so she goes to stay with her friend, and on Christmas day you have to settle for a frozen pizza and a wank, all because you got sent a card from someone you don’t like enough to send one to in the first place. 3. It screws up the postal system for five weeks either side of Christmas so that if you want to send something important it will be delayed because those lazy, thieving bastards at the Royal Mail are too busy steaming open all the cards to steal the postal orders inside.

So if you truant your share should be about sixteen grand. 9. Learning is a two-way process, but the teachers just don’t seem to want to learn from you. 10. Your dad told you that bunking off will make you an official figure.

Drinking out of a second-hand can is disgusting. 5. We’ve got plenty of room for landfill. If all the solid waste for the next 1,000 years was put into a single place, it would only take up 40 square miles of space. pmd 38 23/02/2006, 19:32 500 REASONS NOT TO GIVE A SHIT 6. Recycling paper doesn’t save trees. The fewer trees we need, the fewer we’ll grow. 7. Recycling is more expensive than landfill, except for aluminium, and it creates its own toxic waste (recycling newspapers uses tonnes of bleach to get rid of the ink).

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