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I have my arms clamped so hard to my sides it hurts. I take out my phone and surreptitiously text-message Christopher, begging him to bring me deodorant. The strobes keep ﬂashing and the girls strike different poses. In a way, it’s easier to shoot plus-size models; it goes more quickly because there are fewer pose options. There’s no jumping in the air or squatting for these girls. There’s no hugging each other or crossing their arms, nothing that squishes arm fat. There are no serious expressions.
No, no, no. I forgot it was today. Ashley’s back. I should have stapled a Post-it note to my forehead last night that said: crazy back monday. enjoy freedoms now. Ashley is my boss, and she makes me nervous. She’s a year younger than me and she looks like a TV anchor or one of those women on a pharmaceutical commercial or a young televange list’s wife. She has perfect Aqua Net hair and wears tight bro cade vests and sugary pastel shirts. She’s alternately sweet as pie and then viper-sting vengeful.
At work the next morning I sit in the parking lot and try to pull myself together before I go inside, while the painful echo of BigKev saying lose a little weight is playing on a continuous loop in my head. I have this piercing dehydration/humiliation headache and I look like I’ve been in a small ﬁstﬁght. I used an antipuff serum and calming facial wash, along with three dif ferent kinds of cover-up, but what I really need is some spackle and a trowel. I can’t stop thinking about David. I know he was a bastard, but besides that, he was perfect for me.
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