Little Book of Chav Speak by Lee Bok

By Lee Bok

Have you ever obtained 'nuff bling?' Are you 'well phat?'Do you haven't any concept what that suggests? then you definitely desire The Little publication of Chav converse to free up the most recent hip lingo hitting the streets.

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Money is thought to be ‘rarer than gold’ by most Chavs and although freely dispersed by the DSS on production of your ration book, most Chavs will never know what it is like to hold a real £20 note. 63 mother noun The first lady of the Chav household. She is often found whiling away the days watching daytime TV in her dressing gown, yelling at the little Chavs, and smoking 60+ cigarettes a day. Defining characteristics are: i) a penchant for smoking; ii) being single; iii) a love of TV-related magazines.

A bit like all other Chavs, really. 43 geek noun Used by Chavs as a term of respect for people more intelligent than themselves. People can qualify as a ‘geek’ in the eyes of any Chav in many ways. These range from knowing how to tie their own shoelaces, to wearing glasses or not smoking. 44 grass verb / noun i) Verb. Used to refer to the act of reporting any crime to the police or anyone in authority. ii) Noun. The person who committed the act of ‘grassing’. Being a grass almost certainly guarantees being beaten up.

If said vehicle comes equipped with either neon underlighting or blacked-out windows, it can be said to be ‘well mint’. 61 minger noun A euphemistic term to describe the more beautiful of the Chavettes. The antonym of ‘minger ’ is ‘absolute disgrace’. Examples of mingers in society are Posh Spice, Jade and Jordan. 62 money noun Another legend from Chav mythology. Money is thought to be ‘rarer than gold’ by most Chavs and although freely dispersed by the DSS on production of your ration book, most Chavs will never know what it is like to hold a real £20 note.

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