By Marc Blake
This can be all concerning the those that imagine the area revolves round them. contains celebritiy maxims, the A-Z of star twattage, twat names, superstar prat outfits, soundbites that we'll by no means listen, the truth exhibits we would actally wish to see, 'You recognize you have got had an excessive amount of paintings performed when...' and plenty extra.
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This is so for ME. ✭ So many people to thank. Those who can further my career. pmd 59 01/02/2006, 14:30 The Academy. Or they will never consider me again. ✭ The film makers. I never spoke to any of them. ✭ My beautiful co-star. We shagged, fought, denied it all. ✭ My director. Who made Hitler seem like a fun guy. pmd 60 01/02/2006, 14:30 My wife. Who put up with my absence/whoring for THREE months. ✭ The producer. Who has my ass in a vice. ✭ My fellow nominees. Losers…losers…LOSERS!!! ✭ The writer.
You duet with a white guy. pmd 64 01/02/2006, 14:30 Your last album failed to get a parental advisory sticker. You are seen in a drive-thru not a drive-by. You get more for your teeth on eBay than for your car. You fail to get into this years’ Ho’s Ho. You are Eminem. You drop the sugar and the puff and the daddy and now you’re just daddy passing the sugar puffs.
A dream to work with. He locked himself in his trailer. pmd 50 01/02/2006, 14:30 I really felt for the character. Tears of joy at getting £14m. Based on a true story. We put an American in to get funding. The motion picture event of the year. Not this year. pmd 51 01/02/2006, 14:30 FILM STAR INTERVIEW QUESTIONS AND WHAT THEY MEAN What’s the new movie about? Same old shit or are you wearing a wig this time? pmd 52 01/02/2006, 14:30 Did you identify with the character? Let’s see how vain you really are… Do you watch your old movies?
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